I got see much.

I got hear mucher.

And I feel muchest.

I berow here write fact of lifes.

Everytime somebardy want people to bereave them or their opinion, they write in Her Majester's English and try to suay people. So like the more cheem in you, the more credible in you. The more credible in you, the more edible the thing you say. The more edible the thing, the easier to digress in the stomach. After digress in the stomach you become suay lor. The writer suay you. Damn suay.

But today I tell you the truth. The cheem england is to hide the substance or lack of substance.

Lets say I got 2 cups of milo peng. One got condensed milk, one don't have. It is clear which is which. But the cheem english is like stirring. The cling cling sound make you confused. You mix up Milo-O with Milo. Because it also sound the same.

So like they use word like apartheid and gerrymandering to mislead you. People like me, can never began to understood such terms. Let me just try.

Apartheid: Mummy bought a cake for me and my brother. We cut the cake into 2 slices. A part I eat and Apartheid.

Gerrymandering: Every Chinese New Year, we will go Prof Geri's house and give Gerrymandering orange.

So I don't really understood lah. Just think its her Majester's English. But actuary today I feel that my half past 6 england is gooder. Why? I don't know. But I will try my best to comment properly, and be in credible. I soot to the point.

Minister Celery

I think minister pay too much lah. Got many way to reward people. Why you choose money. And you say give money less corruption I agree. But you really must give until no temptation ah?

It is like every time I go out with my wife and when my eye go astray, my wife will look at me with her smokey eyes and give me a long long kiss. Kiss already I five minute no more temptation. But 5 minutes later my eyes look again, she kiss again. And again and again. Until no temptation or no chance to be tempted.

My point today is, I don't cheat on my wife, not because she give me no chance to cheat. I don't cheat on my wife because I love her. Time to time, she can show her affections and I will loves her many more. But you give Ministers celery until they don't even got chance to show that they can love. They become temptation-free vegetable.

They also like to compare public with private. So private pay 2 million celery, public also must compete. If not, nobody want come to Public right?

But if private is hire-fire style, why GAHMEN now don't want compare. Cause it's not public fault? Cannot anyhow point fingers?

If Citibank lose 10 billion, goodbye CEO. But if Temasek lose 10 billion, give her some chance.

If AIG lose billions, byebye CEO. If Home Affairs lose Mas Selamat, WKS deserves some chance.

What is the morale of the story? If you want to compare, compare cherry tomatoes with cherry tomatoes. Don't compare cherry tomatoes with celery. I confirm don't wan Ho or Wong to be wongfully sacked. All I want is, if you don't want on top always liable, you must pay them less. Celery with celery. Not sambal kangkong.

Either that or get a bored of directors/remuneration committee. You never ever see CEOs paying themselves. Ask the directors since they are bored and sianz anyway.

Force Majure

I last time got one friend, everybody call him big cannon. And it has to do with his one body part.

His mouth.

This guy say alot of things but all are what we formally call, AS IF. Like he say his lao bei drive Ferrari. We all bereave. But actuary this guy's father is a test-car driver for ah sia kias. Then he say his house garden 15,000 square ft. very big. We all also bereave. But he stay condo at Melville Park. The garden really very big.

So the GAH-MEN say, WAH. LOU HOU AH. FROOD AH. ORCHARD ROAD SINKING AH.

Orchard Road: "Orchard Road to Civil Defence. Orchard Road to Civil Defence. Mayday, Mayday. We are sinking. We are sinking."

Civil Defence: "Civil Defence to Orchard Road. Civil Defence to Orchard Road. What are you sinking about?"

SO GAH-MEN say, don't worry. This is nobody's fault. My favourite module biz law also say the same. NOBODY's fault. It is Acts of God. FIFTY YEARS ONE TIME. Brame God.

I tell you today, God never wanted frood to happen. It is Acts of the devil. But the GAH-MEN brame wrongly. So the devil bring one more time in one month time. BUT I THOUGHT is 50 year one time? GAHMEN SAY ONE NO?

What is the morale of the story? If you want to be a big cannon, nobardy will like you.

It's not too lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Furthering, I think Singapore lang, very sympathetic one. If you make mistake, learn from the Super Juniors. Just say Sorry x 4. No policy is infallible. Show them your track record. Their hearts will soften and they will love you again. But if you harden your heart and don't say sorry, you may wait until it's too late to Apologize. Then even if you hold on to the rope, also cannot get 1 ft off the ground.

Pawns

Finally, I ask myself. In such a major generer erection where the opposition may actuary gain a landmark victory or significant milerock against the incucumber, why field a political enigma like TPL? She's young, lack experience and people confirm kao pei. Why take more risk when you don't have to? Is the ruling party suicidal? THEN i realized that she is just a pawn in a grander scheme of things.

If the population is open to MPs assuming power at a very young age, the GAHMEN can now field their prized candidate in 5 years time when he comes of age. I won't say his SURNAME, but you can guess it. It rhymes with Mee. Mee Pok that Mee. It is merely my theory but it is highly possible that it's true. The Aristocats like to retain power. It's a feline thing.

The world is a dark place. We are all but pawns.

But fear not, my friends. LFTTW will stand up against them in the next erection.