© RaRa
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

what the hell
my mum's still insisting that i go for church camp
>.>
-stabs-
i mean
she was like
'have u packed ur bag?'
me: for what
her: this sat
me: ... no. why shld i. its nt like im going
her: dont tell me u duwan go ok.
me: i duwan go.
her: dont tell me that
me: i duwan go.
(LOL)
her: have u cancelled ur piano (cz its on sat)
me: no. why shld i. nt like im going
her: i ardy take ur passport. u btr go
me: u take oso nt i take. wan go u go urself.

and so the convo goes round and round (-starts singing round and round- LOL)
uh
well
nt like i can NOT go
but im gona say no all the way to the end
den act all pissed off and in a bad mood throughout!
LOL.
yeah right
and my mum would probably say nth like
..idk. what would she say
O_O
uuuuh
dont be such a mood killer?
nah. thats what i would say
LOL.
be really angry at me and tell me not to be angry?
YEAH. MAYBE THAT.
LOL.
gosh, the irony.
LOL.
no wait
let me add in one more thing
shes gona say that
with a really angry face
and yelling at me too!
holy crap!
-slaps-
LOL.

and then... on to the nxt topic
im currently using my bro's laptop
O_O
since my cous is using my comp
gah
why the hell am i using this?
idk
sucks
laptop sucks
i cant type properly
its like
so
FLAT.
LOL.
(duh)
i like
unflat keys
O_O
lololol.
so
lets see
went hougang mall just nw
cz my dear cous asked me to
and then
did what?
idk
i only know i wasted moneh
LOL.
uh
bought some crap
but
theres this interesting thing that happened
i mean
we went to the arcade
and i wanted to play a game
you know
photo hunt
the usual
LOL.
so
the card had
0.65?
LOL.
and my wallet
had $2 coins
so i took it out
and asked my cous to go top up
and they had this promotion
saying
top up $10 get $2 free
but
noo
i didnt wanna top up $10
so i top up $2
and
you know what?
i got $10 free!
LOL
cz of dk what $100 reward point or sth
so
i was like
ppl top up $10 get $2
i top up $2 get $10
LOL
eeeeeepic
LOL.
so
aft playing
one stupid round of photo hunt
and another round of that
idk
what did i play
uuh
right
photo pop
and managed to get 2nd place!
with a bloody score of once agn 500k
lol.
so anw
went to play
some
rdm gunning game
O_O
real dumb
my cous died too fast
i was like
DUCK
DUCK! (like, hide. nt that quacking one)
and she was like
WHAT?
-loses one hp-
LOL.
-slaps-
my moneh
rawr.
actually its free
so who cares
LOL.
and then...
i bought this
grow ur own crystal thingy
idk how to explain it
LOL.
you know like
theres the
grow ur own plant, or sth like they give u a pot and a seed and u grow it urself
so now theres the crystal one
LOL
so anw
i bought one
at $5.90
and i asked my cous if she wanted one
and she was like
no. its too ex
and i was like
k lor. sua
so when i went to pay for it
the counter person told me
buy 1 free 1. u want to go get another one?
and i was like
... oh yay
LOL.
and den aft that
i told my cous
half price
u want anot
LOL.
well
idk
she didnt really pay me back
and i ended up making both anw
so
no diff
and
tada
it looks like this



OMG
ITS BLOOD
AHHH
LOL
i was telling my cous
OMG. LOOK. LAI ANG. (if u know what that means)
and she was like
walaoooo
LOL.
idk
i bought a red one
and it was like
add hot water
den pour in the (red) powder
den stir until nth's left
and tada
a.. really bloody colour
-stares-
and then
dump this.. really weird looking thingy in



actually its just the white thing
the brown thingy at the bottom is just the cap
but..
looks like a shutter cock huh.
i mean, if u add on the feathers and stuff
LOL.
uuh
and so
heres the
red one.. and the white one!
which just looks like water



make a guess
which will look nicer
lololol
idk
>.>
im guess red
LOL.
uuuh
what else
oh yeah
i saw this
uh
blindfold/mask at minitoons
and
cz
well
idk
i bought it
LOL.
what?
i liek stitch



LOL.
i was like
wearing it on my forehead
LOL.

uuh
right
then
look
the beer i made during chem
LOL.



O_O
i took
like
5mins too actually open it
LOL
cz of the gas inside
so it was like
psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss x100
on and on
LOL.
and then when i opened it
i smelled it
and went
BLEH
LOL.
O_O
i hate the smell of beer
cnt blame me
LOL.
den i gave my mum to drink
and she was like
sure anot
u make one?
can drink one anot
ltr lao sai(shit) ah
and i was like
like hell u'll shit from drinking this
(i mean, hell, its made frm bread yeast. u dont shit everytime u eat bread do u?)
and so
aft 5min of JUST SHUT UP AND DRINK IT LAH,
she finally drank it
and
hey
she actually said it was nice
LOL.
-slaps-
and thennnnnnnn
whats nxt
oh
right
this morn
got to go sch late
-rejoices-
cz bio was the first period
(im hearing weird noises frm the tv in the hall. documentary?)
so i was like
telling my maid to wake me at 815
and
she DID wake me at 815
according to the kitchen clock
which was
apparently
5min slow
so i woke up at 820
and i was like
CRAP.
and rushed to bathe
in super sonic speed of light
(that doesnt make sense. super sonic = sound. spd of light = faster than sound. LOL)
and then
tried to (but unsuccessfully) dry my hair
den rushed off
reached interchange at 831
or sth like that
and the freaking bus was stated to come at 841
gaaah
i mean
we're suppose to reach sch at least 15min b4 lesson starts
which makes it 845!
LOL
and then
i saw
this really epic scene
the bus was
tryin to come out of its slot
but it couldnt
cz
the cleaner
was sweeping the floor
and he
let his dustbin INFRONT of the bus
LOL.
i almost wanted to take out my phone to take a pic
LOL.
but
alas
he moved it away
and why would i be noticing such a scene when the interchange has so many bus?
well, simple.
cz that bus that was blocked was the bus i was waiting for
aka the bus that i was staring at for the past 10 mins
LOL.
EPIC.
reached outside sch at
lets see
abt 845
(woops)
so i
like
hurried
and den halfway there
i saw
other ppl from my class
STROLLING to sch
and i was like
%@%$#^$#%$#%#$
so i slowed down
and slowly walked too
LOL.
den i reached my classroom at
like
idk
857?
and
just nice
the cher ended lesson
so its like
i walk str8 into class
LOL
i mean
the other ppl that came at 845
were sitting outside the classroom
LOL.
bow before my godly luck
LOL.
uuh
-stares-
idk what else to post
O_O
and my crystals are still fermenting aft all...
(lol. fermenting.)
uh
i get to
like
go freaking late for sch tmr!
-yay-
LOL.
O_O
1045.
woo
LOL.
so
right
nth else right
O_O
left.
middle.
up down
blah blah
bye

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