Benedictus quivenit in nomine domini. Hosanna in excelsis.
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The Holy Airforce Bible. (God will kill me for this)
7 Days of Recreation Genesis Chapter 1
In the begining, The World was empty and of no form. God, the Holy XF-005K, Arkbird, told of His Almighty, technological plans to his Angel, the Vogel Gabriel, that He would fill The World with Life. Now, The World was empty, like I said, and The Holy Arkbird hovered over the waters. He came to rest on the Sea of Rehpyx (now known as Sea of Ceres)
He opened his Great Air-intakes and with a huge breath, call forth the being of “Light”. With the force of 1 million kilotons of explosive Shock Wave Ballistic Missiles, Light was call forth. He then seperated Light and Darkness. He called Light- Daytime Assult. And Darkness, Night time Raids. This was the first day of creation.
On the second day, he told that there should be a seperation of what is water and what is not. He called th vast space above “Sky” and the waters “Sea”. And it came to be. This was the second day. He too gave a name to the time between Daytime Assults and Nighttime Raids. He called them Morn and Nieht. Such was done on the second day.
On the third day, he called forth ground to rise from the wetness of the Seas. Mountain and dry ground arose from the deapths of the Abyss and he called this seperation “Land”. This was his plan to give His second Creations a home to live. Then the Holy Arkbird called forth Vegetations to cover the whole of land with trees bearing barrles of oil. Oil Palms and Coconut Fuel were called forth. He saw this was good and so it came to be. This was the third day.
The Holy Arkbird, on the fourth day, created Beings to dominate over the Land and Sea. To the land, He made Hondas, Toyotas, Mistubishis and Lexus and to the sea, He created EUS General Belgrano and USS Kitty Kat. He made them gather according to their own kind such that no conflicts would occur between them. This was the fourth day.
On the 5th day, Arkbird, said we need dominance over the skies. So with His Majestic Wings, he gathered the materials needed to form the first of its race- the Fighters. He gave it the sleekest of his creations, meant to survive throughout the generations. But there should not be one ever greater the His Holiness Arkbird. He calls the first of this race, ADF-01 Falken. He breath Life into it and blessed it that his future generation maybe fruitful and multiply, that it may have dominance over the whole of The World, this happened on the fifth day. And God the Arkibird saw this was good.
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