HOKAY
i finally bother updating SERIOUSLY.
LOL.
well
where should i start
right
monday
had chinese oral
O_O
my tester was my chinese cher
i was like
zomgwtfbbq
LOL.
anw
it was suppose to start at 815
and it did
for the other classes
lol
onli my grp didnt start
apparently my TESTER was in the hall
monitoring the sec 4's exam
geh.
and u noe what
we started at 9
lol
waste of time
uh
den
jz nice
met hq at parade sq
therefore
i got dragged to the food court
and my coke got drank half by her
*MY MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY*
and then
went home
and didnt do anth much for the rest of the day
O_O
we to arcade at night for awhile
loool.
den tues
spent the whole day abusing the comp
so i shall skip that
wed
almost got pissed off
lol
organise the stupid outing until wan die
-facepalm-
my new record aft 6 mths
200sms in 1 day
lol
-smiles-
no wait.
thats my highest record so far
O_O
heh
cool
lol
well
cz i was smsing 4 ppl at the same time
lol
and i went to arcade at night agn
lol
den thurs
aftn was nth too
evening
my cousinS called me to go heartland mall wif them
for what?
cz amanda wanted to buy AN assessment book
-facepalm- x10
lol
at popular
i mean
WHY CZ U GO HOUGANG MALL TO BUY IT
well
dont ask me
lol
me and jasper were like
what the helllllll
lolol
den we went for supper
what
at the market there eat la
we poor ppl ok
LOL.
den went bk to hougang
hg mall arcade till 10
play until my arms pain
-lol-
i shallnt tell u what i played
bt it was dam hiong
heh.
anw
camped at mcdonalds till 11 den went home to slack
O_O
den on friday
uh
yes
the outing which wasted a total of my 300 smses
lol
sky didnt come in the end
he had fever
lol
well
so in the end
there was me and kazuki and fallen and melody and apple and yoriko and apple's 2 other friends
lololol
amazingly enough
fallen couldnt find kazuki
why?
cz i kp
lol
i saw him playin
den i went to take the comp jz NXT to his
well
i mean
the sofa nxt to his comp
lool
hide there
he cnt even find
i was laughin like mad
lolol
den apple was disturing him
well
not really
its his fault for nt realising that shes apple
LOL.
-points and laughs-
anw
thats abt it
went off at 6
den walked around plaza sing
and i said
i wanted to watch movie
street fighter
lol
bt i saw plaza sing there the cinema too crowded
so i called my bro to check the timings for cathey
turns out
theres one at 720
(it was abt 640 then)
so i dragged amanda there
and then
u noe cathay
theres a counter at the ground floor
i see there the queue so long
i queue 2mins i give up
cz we were complaining so hot
LOL.
den i walked off
and amanda was like
eh
where u going
lol
and i told her
why queue here
go upstairs buy la
and she didnt believe me that upstairs had any counters
so i proved to her there was
and it turns out
THERE WASNT EVEN ANY QUEUE
LOL
i jz walk there
check timing
den go buy
no queue
LOL.
-laughs out loud-
so
there was half an hour left
haven eat dinner
so we went ya kun loti eat
LOL
shes weird i tell u.
she bought the cheese sthsth toast bread
and she didnt even realise that it was jz 1 slice for $1.80
while mine, kaya toast, was 2 slices for $1.80
LOL
and she was complaining that she got scammed
even though i and the counterlady ardy told her that it was jz 1 slice
LOL
IDIOT RIGHT
LOL
anw
the movie made me go
wdf?
lol
cz
apparently
the female lead couldnt even pronounce wdv she was talking that wasnt in english properly
lol
and,
THERE WASNT ANY SUBTITLES
so when they were talking in vietnam
or hong kong language (wdv that was)
i didnt under a shit
lol
-woops-
den sat
i didnt go church
thats a good thing
sunday,
the usual thing
cept that i went to bugis wif jasper
well
actually we went to my grandmother house too
jasper wanted to follow
den my bro had to go era for his stupid competition
(he lost in the semifinals anw)
so me and jasper tagged along
and got dropped off at bugis
lol
well
who cares
i had to buy present
and wanted to go there anw
lol
and he bought a watch
even though he didnt even bring any money
now.
the question is,
HOW DID HE DO IT?
ans,
he didnt do anth.
i was the one who paid for it.
LOL
no, really
its $23.60
lol
and i told him to pay me back
+ 5% gst + 5% service tax
LOL
anw
thats all for now
today's the first day of sch
as u can guess
its boring
-smiles-
hokay
random section:
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
PS: the 3 buttons were the bombing of baghdad
so when bush asked 'what baghdad', it meant that the country had be destroyed/bombed
GEDDIT?
RaRa Pwned You @
5:13 PM